"Enjoy" a 100-mile bike ride to all six Cosmo's Pizza locations. Don't overthink it; it's exactly as stupid as it sounds.
Rules
Route
In the likely event you don't want to indulge in all 100 miles and 6 slices of unbridled idiocy, please join in for just part of the ride! For example, starting from Boulder results in a ~50 mile ride; from Lafayette, a cool 30 miles.
From Fort Collins to Loveland, the route is on dedicated concrete bike paths.
From Loveland to Longmont, it's on low/medium-traffic asphalt county roads with good visibility and shoulders that vary from "generous" to "narrow". Only recommended for people comfortable biking on roads.
Then, from Longmont onwards, the route is almost entirely on crushed gravel or concrete dedicated bike paths, and quiet neighborhood streets. I have spent a lot of effort in refining this portion of the route to be safe and comfortable for everyone!
An estimated schedule:
| Time | Location | Mile Marker |
|---|---|---|
| 11:00 AM | Cosmo's Fort Collins | 0 mi |
| ~2:00 PM | Longmont Meeting Spot (Airport & 119) | 41 mi |
| ~3:00 PM | Cosmo's Boulder (28th St) | 53 mi |
| ~4:00 PM | Cosmo's Boulder (Baseline) | 58 mi |
| ~5:45 PM | Cosmo's Lafayette | 70 mi |
| ~8:30 PM | Cosmo's Denver (Federal) | 95 mi |
| ~9:30 PM | Cosmo's Denver (6th Ave) | 100 mi |
Commemorative Shirt
If you'd like to look extremely stupid while you do something extremely stupid, get a commemorative shirt when signing up! The shirts are 95% polyester / 5% elastane, so they are fine to wear on the ride and will dry quickly. $20 each.
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